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About Me

I'm Voldemort's 8th horcrux. Yeah, it's kind of weird, but my master's awesome. He's really not that bad, he just wants to take over the world

Stuff I like


The Dark Arts


The first half of Rocky 3 when Rocky loses


How To Kill Harry Potter


Classic Rock


I'm currently going to: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, '15
Concentration: It's a secret. I think it might be illegal