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Interested in Pre-Vet medicine and biochemistry in college. I read weird things. I have an amazing girlfriend who understands me (or is really good at pretending to). I play guitar (and am NOT *that* guy) and wrestle and play football and throw shotput and discus. I'm really bad at English, but managed to get a 5 on the exam through some miracle. I'm really good at chemistry and biology. My lucky number is 26. "The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry." - Hemingway "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Phil 4:13 "For what does it profit a man if he gains the whole world yet loses his soul?"- Matthew 16:26 "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..." - Cicero "Book, if you're lucky you'll be loved by all, if you're unlucky you'll be chewed by bookworms and forgotten; if you're very unlucky you might become a textbook" - Horace, epistulae "If you wish to be loved, love" - Seneca "Transit Umbra, Lux Manet (Shadow passes, light remains)" - Author unknown "Fortune favors the brave" - Terence "For those in misery, perhaps better things will follow" - Virgil "Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even" - Horace Anyyyyyyyyyyway I kind of end up commenting on things because I end up reading them because the books we read in English are really long/boring and I have a really short attention span. So if you read all that crap, go ahead and add me as a friend. Seriously. You just read like a novel's worth of quotes. Most of them were crap. You deserve a new friend. And a cookie. Go treat yourself to a cookie.

Stuff I like


Wrestling, Science, reading dorky books and not being judged.


Se7en, V for Vendetta, Up, John Dies at the End, Despicable Me


Stephen King, Gerald Durrell, David Taylor, David Wong


Chevelle Seether Rise Against CTE Foo Fighters Soundgarden RHCP