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About Me

Hi, i'm Wade Crouch, and I'm an Alcoholic **applause**.....jk. I'm a SENIOR from a high school in North-East Texas, and I'm officially a SparkNotes NOOB!

Stuff I like




Harry Potter-duh. Shakespeare is fun ^but that's not really a book.


Good music! anything but crap-rap*copyright* and country


High School: Wills Point HS, '12
School(s) I'd like to attend:
Yale University for Undecided