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Quizzes

QuizResult
2009 in Review: Part 1 3000
2009 in Review: Part 2 576
Know Your Winter Olympics 877
What's your ninja IQ? 554
Do You Know Summer? 1615
The Year 2010 So Far 1613
What's Your SparkLife IQ? 2538
What Do You Know about Snow? 1131

About Me

The first thing you lose will be your feet, below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists. Next, your nose. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right eye. Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why: So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Stuff I like

Interests

Movies

Hunger Games! Princess Bride! Newsies! The Dark Knight! Psycho!

Books

Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, the Princess Bride

Music

Ingrid Michaelson, Regina Spektor, Jeanna Salzer, Queen, James Taylor

Schools