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About Me

I live in a small town doing small amounts of homework (even if a lot is assigned), using a small iPod and surfing the not-so-small internet with my giant gaming computer. One thing you should know about me; I am a geek, not a nerd. Nerds are goody-two-shoes and make strait high A's in all their classes at school. While my grades are mostly A's and B's, I take pride in that I break at least 5 rules a day. Otherwise, I have failed to Carpe my Diem. I know what my age says on the top of my page, but it lies. I'm a junior in high school and can't wait to get out and go to college in a big city. I plan to go to either the BerkLee College of Music in Boston, Baylor University in Waco Texas, or Shorter University in north Georgia. If I can't get a career as a professional musician, I then hope and dream to go to Nashville, TN and get a job in a recording studio with Tooth and Nail Records. I'm a learning drummer, and though I don't claim to be an expert, I am pretty good for someone who's never had professional lessons. I also sing tenner in my youth choir, though I sing baritone in my state champion boys quartet, and am the drummer in my church's youth band. I love to rock out, either with a mic or some epic percussion! My favorite TV shows are Top Gear (UK), Doctor Who, Eureka, Warehouse 13, White Collar, NCIS, and Hawaii Five-Oh. You can follow me on Twitter (said with disgust like the Eleventh Doctor) at @_TheG33k_ While reading this, now that you've gotten to the end of my little 'about me' section, you need to do one thing on your computer that will show you just about all you need to know about me. Just hold Alt and press F4. Good bye!

Stuff I like


Hacking locked networks, crashing games on public library computers (alt+f4!), ticking off my computer app teacher when my classmates want my help rather hers, comic books (specifically marvel. DC comics have sappy villains), and videogames (Half-Life 1 & 2, Quake 4, Team Fortress 2, Trackmania Nations United, Counter-Strike Source and Global Offensive, and Portals 1 & 2.) I like to write lyrics for songs, but my inability to read or write music has me sending them to my friend for that step.


Marvel Superhero Movies, The Matrix, and Harry Potter


Eoin Colfer/Marvel Comics/James Patterson/Douglas Adams/Roland Smith


Demon Hunter;Skillet;Rush;LeCrae;Family Force 5;Underoath;Flyleaf


I'm currently going to: Nunya Business School, '15
Concentration: passing the tenth grade on the first try! lol
School(s) I'd like to attend:
Georgia Tech for Acoustic Physics and Music Technology
Berry College for Music Management and Production
Berk Lee College of Music for Stage Performance, Music production, Song Writing, Vocals, and Percussion