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Do You Know Your Body Language? 3000
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Illinois Driver’s Test 9965
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About Me

I'm only slightly crazy. I promise. ;D

Stuff I like


Music, reading, band, writing


Wall-E, Advent Children, Help, Hard Day's Night, Yellow Submarine


Olive's Ocean, Scrambled Eggs at Midnight


The Beatles,Coldplay,Florence + The Machine,She Wants Revenge,Oasis


School(s) I'd like to attend:
UIC for Pharmacy-type things