It's that time again, Sparklebutts:
TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOOOLLLL!!
Oh come on, don't give me that look. As vehemently as you may deny it, you know you're at least a LITTLE bit excited about donning your dress robes (aka Converse and hoodie) and returning to the hallowed halls of Hogwarts (aka your high school) to see your old pals, ace AP Chem, and maybe, just maybe, finally get up the nerve to talk to Devastatingly Good-Looking Rob (who you've had an obsessive crush on since his epic drum solo in 8th grade marching band). Besides, back-to-school shopping is pretty much the greatest activity ever conceived; it's impossible to be gloomy when you're picking out shiny new notebooks and stocking your closet with awesome new duds (fancy socks! Graphic tees! A satin tuxedo!).
So get off your bean bag chair and get your game face on: the end of summer is upon us, and the beginning of THE MOST SPECTACULAR YEAR OF LIFE is just around the corner.
BUTTS, IT'S TIME TO SHOP.
Oh come on, don't give me that look. As vehemently as you may deny it, you know you're at least a LITTLE bit excited about donning your dress robes (aka Converse and hoodie) and returning to the hallowed halls of Hogwarts (aka your high school) to see your old pals, ace AP Chem, and maybe, just maybe, finally get up the nerve to talk to Devastatingly Good-Looking Rob (who you've had an obsessive crush on since his epic drum solo in 8th grade marching band). Besides, back-to-school shopping is pretty much the greatest activity ever conceived; it's impossible to be gloomy when you're picking out shiny new notebooks and stocking your closet with awesome new duds (fancy socks! Graphic tees! A satin tuxedo!).
So get off your bean bag chair and get your game face on: the end of summer is upon us, and the beginning of THE MOST SPECTACULAR YEAR OF LIFE is just around the corner.
BUTTS, IT'S TIME TO SHOP.

