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Auntie SparkNotes: No Brain, No Shoes, No Service

Auntie SparkNotes: No Brain, No Shoes, No Service
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By: kat_rosenfield

Dear Auntie Sparknotes,
I’m in my 4th year and I just saw the results of a recent college entrance test I took. I didn’t pass. Many...

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