Mark Your Calenders: Hunger Games Tickets Go On Sale February 22nd!
Me: HEY, YOU. YES, YOU, WITH THE PANTS, AND THE FACE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON FEBRUARY 22ND?
You: Oh, you know, just the usual. Stalking Chad Lobstein on Facebook. Trying to eat 48 Hot Tamales without barfing. Maybe taking a power nap, if I feel up to it.
Me: FALSE. YOU ARE NOT POWER NAPPING. YOU ARE NOT STALKING THAT POTATE-HEAD CHAD LOBSTEIN. YOU ARE BUYING YOUR ADVANCE TICKETS TO THE HUNGER GAMES PREMIERE.
You: Holy molars, tickets go on sale on February 22nd?!? This is spectacular news! I'm going to register for a text reminder right here, just in case I get so caught up in making my "Was Your Father a Baker, Peeta? Because Your Buns Are Out Of This World!" t-shirt that I forget what day it is!
Me: THAT PHRASE SEEMS PRETTY LENGTHY. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A VERY LARGE T-SHIRT.
You: A large t-shirt is least of my worries, friend. I also have to build a crossbow and a deadly backyard arena so that I can stage my own miniature Hunger Games the night before the premiere. Whoever wins gets to come with me to the movie, and boy oh boy, do I hope Chad Lobstein comes out on top. Hey, would you happen to know where I can go to buy the tickets?
You: Fantastic! Chad Lobstein, here I come!
Are you super-psyched about The Hunger Games movie? Are you going to buy a ticket for your crush? Do you think Chad Lobstein is a potato-head? Do you wonder why Chelsea Dagger always talks in capital letters? DO YOU WISH IT WAS MARCH 23RD ALREADY???
Related post: The Hunger Games Trailer is HERE!
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