It's hard to make the Hunger Games even more challenging. Because... what could make battling to the death worse? Well, these things could. Would you rather...
Be known as the fartiest tribute
OR
be the only one who can smell all the tribute’s farts and they smell so bad that you pass out every time someone rips one?
Have a loud siren go off every time you thought anything was funny
OR
never be able to sit down while in the arena?
Have the only food you can eat in the wilderness be your own boogers, which are endless and you can pick as many as you want all the time
OR
only have one eye, but that eye makes everything look like the world is in Catpaint?
Mouth kiss Haymitch ten times
OR
hold Snow's hand for five minutes?
Have to go to the bathroom the whole time, which makes you have to do the pee dance non-stop
OR
throw up every time you sneeze and sneeze everytime you smell anything out of the ordinary?
Eat a dead squirrel
OR
eat a dead squirrel?
Have the backpack you find at the cornucopia filled with old cottage cheese
OR
dead bunny parts?
Die from a lethal wedgie
OR
die from blowout diarrhea?
Face dive into the ground every time another tribute talks
OR
start singing Rebecca Black's "Friday" everytime you fall asleep (while you sleep)?
Marry Peeta
OR
marry Gale?
What would you rather?
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