BRACE YOURSELVES, TRI-BUTTS: The Final Catching Fire Trailer Is Here!

BRACE YOURSELVES, TRI-BUTTS: The Final Catching Fire Trailer Is Here!

By Chelsea Dagger

Lionsgate

My first response to the Catching Final trailer that aired during the fifth inning of last night's World Series game: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

*Sprints around living room at full speed, waving a homemade crossbow and jumping over couches, throwing in an effortlessly graceful cushion roll every three seconds for added effect*

My second response to the trailer: "I MUST WATCH IT IMMEDIATELY!"

Note: My first response was a reaction to the news that the trailer EXISTED. I had not yet seen one second of actual footage, because I didn't know the World Series was even happening, let alone that the most important trailer of all time would be released while some dudes kicked a hockey puck around (that is my understanding of what takes place during the World Series).

My third response to the trailer (upon actually viewing it): *See first response, but add in heavy sobbing and several victory hip-thrusts.

I won't deprive you of your very own three-part reaction by meticulously breaking down the 1-minute-7-second masterpiece that is about to set your world ON FIRE—just allow me to say a few simple words before you press PLAY:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

...And that about sums it up. Watch the trailer, watch it again, watch it 87 more times while clutching your life-size Finnick Odair cardboard cutout, and then hit the comments to fan-girl with me. ONLY 24 MORE DAYS, TRI-BUTTS.

SO?! WHAT'D YOU THINK?! HOW MANY COUCH-CUSHION ROLLS DID YOU DO?! DID THE TRAILER, TO BORROW A PHRASE FROM MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE EMILY WINTER, MAKE YOU "FEEL ALL THE FEELS"?!? AHHHHHHHHHH

Topics: Books, Life, Celebs & Stuff, the hunger games
Tags: the hunger games, catching fire, movies we love, peeta, katniss, jennifer lawrence, josh hutcherson, blockbusters, finnick odair, catching fire movie

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