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DINOSAURS EATING DYNAMITE: This. Is. The Journey. 2.

DINOSAURS EATING DYNAMITE: This. Is. The Journey. 2.

By Chelsea Dagger

Elephant-sized bumblebees. Bumblebee-sized elephants. Chickens in helicopters. Super pissed-off lizards. Volcanos that spew molten gold. Avatar-esque effects. A T-rex chowin' on TNT. Vanessa Hudgens in cut-off shorts.

Are you dreaming? No, you are watching, nay, experiencing, the trailer for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.

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Basically, this sci-fi thriller is every nerd's fantasy, with the added bonus of The Rock's supremely sweaty acting skillz, Vanessa Hudgen's potential death, and Josh Hutcherson gettin' his geek on with the best grandpa ever, Michael Caine. So sit back, slick on some deodorant (trust us on this one), and get lost in the trailer for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (or, as we like to call it, "PUT DOWN THAT MINIATURE ELEPHANT, DWAYNE JOHNSON").

On a scale of 1 to 10, how badly do you want to ride a bumblebee? We're lingering right around a 6.75.

Tags: movies, sci fi, josh hutcherson, vanessa hudgens, movie trailers, journey 2, journey 2 the mysterious island, special effects

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About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.

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