DINOSAURS EATING DYNAMITE: This. Is. The Journey. 2.
Elephant-sized bumblebees. Bumblebee-sized elephants. Chickens in helicopters. Super pissed-off lizards. Volcanos that spew molten gold. Avatar-esque effects. A T-rex chowin' on TNT. Vanessa Hudgens in cut-off shorts.
Are you dreaming? No, you are watching, nay, experiencing, the trailer for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.
Basically, this sci-fi thriller is every nerd's fantasy, with the added bonus of The Rock's supremely sweaty acting skillz, Vanessa Hudgen's potential death, and Josh Hutcherson gettin' his geek on with the best grandpa ever, Michael Caine. So sit back, slick on some deodorant (trust us on this one), and get lost in the trailer for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (or, as we like to call it, "PUT DOWN THAT MINIATURE ELEPHANT, DWAYNE JOHNSON").
On a scale of 1 to 10, how badly do you want to ride a bumblebee? We're lingering right around a 6.75.