A Facebook Chat Between The Joker and The Riddler
Joker: what u up 2?
tryin 2 come up with new riddles for b-man
i just wanna kill that dude but since i got this name i gotta keep doing new riddles : (
Joker: ya that sux
when i was comin up with my name i was wonderin if i had to keep makin jokes but instead i came up w. pranks
Riddler: ya i remember
i think he knows em all now cuz last week it took him like 5 secs to figure out which orphanage i was gonna blow up
Joker: he smart
Riddler: ya but im smarter! im the riddler!
Joker: u wanna borrow some of my stuff?
i can lend you my flower
Riddler: na, but that thing is funny! lol!
Joker: i kno!
Riddler: one time i saw u made this dude smell it, then his face got all squirted up w. acid! his face looked like a candle melted! lol!
that guy was botherin me all day! kept askin me, boss…u want me to kidnap the mayor? boss…u want me to rob my grandma? i was like…i want u 2 smell my flower!
Riddler: then he was all like boss! boss! lol!
Joker: penguin tryin 2 skype w. me
Riddler: he’s fat
Riddler: lol! he so stupid w. his umbrellas!
Joker: i kno! I always tell him to wear a mask so no one can figure him out. but he just goes…ack! ack!
Riddler: ack ack! lol!
maybe ill use him as one of my riddles
whats dumb and smells like sardines?
Joker: what has a top hat and cant keep up w. batman?
Riddler: he has a glass eye
Joker: thats a monacle!
Riddler: oh damn! lol! I shoulda known that! makes him look like mr peanut!
Joker: rofl! omg! mr. peanut!!!!
Riddler: lol! that shoulda been penguins name
he could be the guy who destroys any1 w. a peanut allergy
Joker: lol! so lame!
Riddler: i g2g. my brain isn’t working. i need to get these new riddles ready.
Joker: cool. maybe ill see ya at the cookie factory explosion next week. u get my FB invite?
Riddler: ya, i got it. ill b there.
Joker: i kno! cookies!!!!!
Riddler: k, c ya soonnnnnnnn