A Facebook Chat Between Mr. Freeze and Catwoman
Mr. Freeze: BOO!
Mr. Freeze: : )
Mr. Freeze: how are you?
Catwoman: im good. u?
Mr. Freeze: im good
just CHILLIN out
the news said some1 stole a bunch of ice cream trucks
was that u?
Mr. Freeze: it was!
i guess you cracked that COLD CASE
ya i guess
Mr. Freeze: i stole them
then i thru all the ice cream in the river
it was a real COLD-HEARTED thing to do
Mr. Freeze: hehe
i get carried away
I luv to make things cold!
Catwoman: i can c that
The 1st time i met u was when u froze everything at sea world
u said u luv fish sticks! lol!
Mr. Freeze: lol! that nite was crazy! joker dare me to do that!
Catwoman: i kno! then he ran away laughing n u tried to get him with yr ice gun! Lol!
Mr. Freeze: rofl! he runs fast! i shot at him n missed!
Catwoman: ya! u ended up freezing a seal!
Mr. Freeze: lol! that seal had a 1 way ticket on the POLAR EXPRESS
Catwoman: hm. ya.
Mr. Freeze: so what did u do last nite?
Catwoman: nuthin much
i let b-man chase me around for a lil
then i almost let him kiss me but his breath stink
Mr. Freeze: lol!
my breath smells good. i got some new gum. it’s WINTERFRESH
Catwoman: um, k
Mr. Freeze: i can share it with you
maybe we can go to the park?
ill freeze everything and we can skate around? ; )
Mr. Freeze: ya?
Catwoman: u really funny and I like your jokes about ice n stuff
Mr. Freeze: : )
Catwoman: but we r really good friends
Mr. Freeze: oh
Catwoman: i just dont wanna ruin a good friendship
Mr. Freeze: k
Catwoman: r u mad?
Mr. Freeze: no
i just think yr really pretty
Mr. Freeze: is it gonna be awkward now?
Catwoman: no way! u my homey!
n im so happy to SNOW u!
Mr. Freeze: lol! funny!
Catwoman: : )
Mr. Freeze: funny n pretty! u sure yr one of us n not one of the good guys???
Catwoman: lol @ good guys!
Mr. Freeze: ya, just a lil’
im a lil crazy for you…
Catwoman is no longer available to chat
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