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Game of Thrones Pickup Lines

Game of Thrones Pickup Lines

By Josh Perilo

Finding girls that are into the same things as you is difficult. Even when you do, it’s hard to know how to bring it up in a way that isn’t desperate or awkward.

That’s why we hear at The MindHut have developed a set of pick up lines for those rare girls. The chosen few who have both beauty and imagination. I am speaking, of course, of the ladies who watch Game of Thrones.

Though they may be somewhat few and far between, if you try any of these pick up lines on them, they’ll surely be your Kalisi in no time:

Is that a dragon egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I’d give up four and twenty of my wenches to be with you.

Did you see a White Walker? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night. Bloody and screaming.

It’s your lucky day. Of all the girls here tonight, I picked you not to behead.

Your armory or mine?

If the Maesters were right, I’m supposed to meet the love of my life tonight.

I want to be your knight in rusted, clunky, manure stained armor.

I believe you owe me a flagon of mead, for when I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.

You must be a member of the thieves’ guild, because you stole my heart. Guards, cut off her hands.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put DOCH and NOCH together. (note: only works with Dothraki women)

I’m thinking about moving north of The Wall, because I think I’m Wilding for you.

Do you possess the power of healing? Because you’ve pierce my heart. Seriously, you actually pierced my…

Tags: tv, girls, lists, pickup lines, life, books-and-comics, game of thrones

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