It’s the first day of regular-season, stateside BASEBALL. YUS! So, you gonna get out there and hit on some girls or what.
Uh, you're going to. That was not a question. Why? Because we happened to have some very fine baseball-themed pickup lines for you to use on your favorite Rockford Peach. Here they are:
I’m an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
Can I show you my spitball?
I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.
My dugout, or yours?
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
I think I glove you.
Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you...
Can I pinch hit on you?
I’d got to bat for you, babe.
You’re like baseball: I’d love to play you in front of a crowd.
You’re like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
You’re like baseball: A thinkin’ man’s game.
I’m an outfielder—I’ll catch you.
You know, I’ve never needed a third base coach. ;)
What’s long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn’t it adorable?
Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an ANGEL.
Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you’re up next (to date me).
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.