A Facebook Chat Between The Joker and Two-Face
Two-Face: nothin. watchin tv.
Joker: what r u watchin?
Two-Face: flippin back n forth
breakfast club and some show about this dude who got his head trapped in a lawnmower
Joker: i love breakfast club!
Two-Face: me 2!
“if i have to come here again im crackin skulls!”
“i taped larry lesters buns together!”
Joker: so r u! both of u!
Two-Face: ah!! got me…
whateva…im a psycho!!
Joker: lets go do something
Two-Face: ya, im borrrrrrred
i heard b-man is out of town. we got the city to ourselves
no way!! whered u hear that?
Two-Face: ivy heard it from catwoman who heard it from freeze who heard it from penguin who pays off this cop to give him info
i feel like a teenager at a morgue on halloween
Joker: yknow, cuz like, teenagers like dead bodies and halloween is cool
Two-Face: um, ok
Two-Face: what should we do 1st?
Joker: lets rig the video games at gotham arcade so they explode in kids faces
Two-Face: lol! nice!
lets give swords to the monkeys at the zoo and watch em fight
then lets break in to the health club and fill the jacuzzis with acid!
Two-Face: omg! ur sick!
we should take over the olive garden and invite everyone
Joker: endless breadstix!!!!!!! yummmmmerrrrsssssss!!
Two-Face: endless everything! we’ll shoot the manager!
lets do it!
Two-Face: im gonna go get dressed!!
Joker: make sure to put on ur best face!
Joker: : )
“dont u…forget about me…”
Two-Face: dont dont dont dont…
2nites gonna be awesome
Two-Face: more awesome than when we sunk that cruise ship of jazz musicians
Joker: more awesome than when we blew up that justin bieber concert
Two-Face: more awesome than when we released poison gas at that chili cook-off
Joker: more awesome than when we released cobras at wal-mart
Two-Face: more awesome than when we ditched penguin at cheesecake factory
Joker: lol! lol! bwhahahahaha!!
Two-Face: ok, im goin to get dressed
c u in a few
(Thanks, DeathDolohov, for the request!)
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