A Facebook Chat Between Mr. Freeze & Scarecrow
Mr. Freeze: heyo!
Mr. Freeze: whatup? havent seen ya
Scarecrow: i know. i been feelin poopy
Mr. Freeze: u comin down w. a COLD?
Scarecrow: hardy har…u should be a standup comedian
Mr. Freeze: i would but im afraid of audiences bein COLD to me
Mr. Freeze: lol! i cant help it
i got ocd…i think
Scarecrow: yea, u got ocd
u obsessed w. bad jokes
Mr. Freeze: aw cmon
dont gimme the COLD shoulder
Scarecrow: take it easy freeze pop
Mr. Freeze: hey! i told u not to call me that!
Scarecrow: k i wont
Mr. Freeze: only catwoman gets to call me that
Scarecrow: yea yea, i get it
the hot chick in the leather can do what she wants
hows that goin btw?
Mr. Freeze: not 2 good
i kinda told her i like her
Mr. Freeze: i know
she said she just wants to be friends
Scarecrow: thats not so bad
u can still hang out and not be weird
Mr. Freeze: yea but i still like her
i thought she liked me too
i just wanna g/f…
Mr. Freeze: anyway
Scarecrow: yea since when did u change your name to Captain Emo?
Mr. Freeze: whatever man
u stayin in this week or u feelin better?
we got a heist planned for the bank
Scarecrow: the bank? again???
how many times we gonna do the bank?
Mr. Freeze: its easy money and penguin always has an inside man
Scarecrow: wait a sec
Mr. Freeze: yea…
BUT, he doesnt need the cash so we get to keep his share
Scarecrow: so wtf is he goin for?
Mr. Freeze: idk
he just wants to hang out i guess
Scarecrow: hes so annoying
his breath smells like tuna and he takes up two seats in the car
i gassed him one time and all he was afraid of was lettuce and makeup
Mr. Freeze: i know
it wont be that bad
we could always just tell him that we all have to be up early the next day
then ditch him and go to Dennys
ill think about it
Mr. Freeze: k
text me and lemme know
Scarecrow: i will
Mr. Freeze: feel better homie
Scarecrow: k thx freeze pop
Mr. Freeze: hey!