Distinguishing Powers: Super strength; super endurance; invulnerability to criticism about his unsettling, hairless body or gross varicose veins.
Reason Rejected: Redundant
Nick Fury says: "I was like, yeah, YOU'RE PRETTY CUT, Chief. But there just AINT NO ROOM for a MAN THONG on THIS TEAM. I mean, we already GOT a guy who JUICES, but at least HE has the decency to wear some SMALL BLUE SHORTS. NEXT!"
For 22 years, Brandon was a fat kid living in Tucson, AZ, which gave him lots and lots of time to write. He now works at a magazine in New York City, but still loves writing almost as much as he loves muffins.