The Avengers Review: Movie Stays Too True to Comics
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Geek Quiz: The Avengers

Which Avengers Didn't Make The Cut? Nick Fury Narrates

By Brandon Specktor  May 4, 2012

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The Inscrutable Bulk

Distinguishing Powers: Super strength; super endurance; invulnerability to criticism about his unsettling, hairless body or gross varicose veins. Reason Rejected: Redundant Nick Fury says: "I was like, yeah, YOU'RE PRETTY CUT, Chief. But there just AINT NO ROOM for a MAN THONG on THIS TEAM. I mean, we already GOT a guy who JUICES, but at least HE has the decency to wear some SMALL BLUE SHORTS. NEXT!"

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