The Inscrutable Bulk
Distinguishing Powers: Super strength; super endurance; invulnerability to criticism about his unsettling, hairless body or gross varicose veins. Reason Rejected: Redundant Nick Fury says: "I was like, yeah, YOU'RE PRETTY CUT, Chief. But there just AINT NO ROOM for a MAN THONG on THIS TEAM. I mean, we already GOT a guy who JUICES, but at least HE has the decency to wear some SMALL BLUE SHORTS. NEXT!"