Distinguishing Powers: Able to assume unlimited physical forms; can adapt to countless high-tension scenarios (including California diner robberies, moody Jedi rampages and snakes on/in a plane); possesses a thunderous, belligerent temper and inability to speak in what other Avengers have called an "inside voice."
Reason Rejected: N/A
Nick Fury Says: "Now THIS GUY I can GET BEHIND!!!"
Brandon is a writer and humor editor at Reader's Digest magazine. He was born in Tucson, Arizona, and wants to write a paranormal Western that begins, "First the cows turned up dead." What should the rest be about? Tell him on twitter @beardspeck.