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Which Avengers Didn't Make The Cut? Nick Fury Narrates

By Brandon Specktor May 4, 2012

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Screamelion

Distinguishing Powers: Able to assume unlimited physical forms; can adapt to countless high-tension scenarios (including California diner robberies, moody Jedi rampages and snakes on/in a plane); possesses a thunderous, belligerent temper and inability to speak in what other Avengers have called an "inside voice." Reason Rejected: N/A Nick Fury Says: "Now THIS GUY I can GET BEHIND!!!"
Tags: movies, slideshows, celebrity slideshows, the avengers, avengers, summer blockbusters, avengers movie, nick fury

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Brandon Specktor

Brandon is a writer and humor editor at Reader's Digest magazine. He was born in Tucson, Arizona, and wants to write a paranormal Western that begins, "First the cows turned up dead." What should the rest be about? Tell him on twitter @beardspeck.

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