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Which Avengers Didn't Make The Cut? Nick Fury Narrates

By Brandon Specktor May 4, 2012

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Venus In Furs

Distinguishing Powers: Able to emit pheromones of irresistible hanky-pankitude; Can summon animal carcasses back to life when draped properly around her body; Can camouflage self perfectly in any pile of decomposing woodland creatures. Reason Rejected: Distracting Nick Fury Says: "Now THIS was a tough one to say no to. But in the end the zombie animal schtick is really more super VILLAIN territory and, frankly, I just didn't trust Tony Stark around her. I'm ALREADY up to my eyepatch in property damage paperwork, the LAST THING I need is an inter-workplace harassment suit."
Tags: movies, slideshows, celebrity slideshows, the avengers, avengers, summer blockbusters, avengers movie, nick fury

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Brandon Specktor

Brandon is a writer and humor editor at Reader's Digest magazine. He was born in Tucson, Arizona, and wants to write a paranormal Western that begins, "First the cows turned up dead." What should the rest be about? Tell him on twitter @beardspeck.

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