Distinguishing Powers: Able to emit pheromones of irresistible hanky-pankitude; Can summon animal carcasses back to life when draped properly around her body; Can camouflage self perfectly in any pile of decomposing woodland creatures.
Reason Rejected: Distracting
Nick Fury Says: "Now THIS was a tough one to say no to. But in the end the zombie animal schtick is really more super VILLAIN territory and, frankly, I just didn't trust Tony Stark around her. I'm ALREADY up to my eyepatch in property damage paperwork, the LAST THING I need is an inter-workplace harassment suit."
Brandon is a writer and humor editor at Reader's Digest magazine. He was born in Tucson, Arizona, and wants to write a paranormal Western that begins, "First the cows turned up dead." What should the rest be about? Tell him on twitter @beardspeck.