Distinguishing Powers: Able to emit pheromones of irresistible hanky-pankitude; Can summon animal carcasses back to life when draped properly around her body; Can camouflage self perfectly in any pile of decomposing woodland creatures.
Reason Rejected: Distracting
Nick Fury Says: "Now THIS was a tough one to say no to. But in the end the zombie animal schtick is really more super VILLAIN territory and, frankly, I just didn't trust Tony Stark around her. I'm ALREADY up to my eyepatch in property damage paperwork, the LAST THING I need is an inter-workplace harassment suit."
For 22 years, Brandon was a fat kid living in Tucson, AZ, which gave him lots and lots of time to write. He now works at a magazine in New York City, but still loves writing almost as much as he loves muffins.