The Avengers Review: Movie Stays Too True to Comics
The Avengers Review: Movie Stays Too True to Comics
Geek Quiz: The Avengers
Geek Quiz: The Avengers

Which Avengers Didn't Make The Cut? Nick Fury Narrates

By Brandon Specktor  May 4, 2012

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El Pollo Loco

Distinguishing Powers: Can remain airborne for 4 - 6 seconds at a time; master of three unique cluck dialects; (ยก)es muy caliente(!). Reason Rejected: For own safety Nick Fury Says: "This dude (chick???) had a fiery spirit that I really respected, and it WOULD'VE been nice to get a little ethnic diversity on the team. But if I hired this bird I just KNEW he was gonna get blasted at some point with a damn FIRE RAY, and I made the team PROMISE not to ever eat a fellow Avenger, no matter HOW succulent or extra-crispy they may be."

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