Distinguishing Powers: Can remain airborne for 4 - 6 seconds at a time; master of three unique cluck dialects; (¡)es muy caliente(!).
Reason Rejected: For own safety
Nick Fury Says: "This dude (chick???) had a fiery spirit that I really respected, and it WOULD'VE been nice to get a little ethnic diversity on the team. But if I hired this bird I just KNEW he was gonna get blasted at some point with a damn FIRE RAY, and I made the team PROMISE not to ever eat a fellow Avenger, no matter HOW succulent or extra-crispy they may be."
For 22 years, Brandon was a fat kid living in Tucson, AZ, which gave him lots and lots of time to write. He now works at a magazine in New York City, but still loves writing almost as much as he loves muffins.