Which Avengers Didn't Make The Cut? Nick Fury Narrates

Distinguishing Powers: Titanic strength; Mountainous resolve; Deadly with an axe; All the discipline of a Valhallan warrior and twice the appetite; great hair. Reason Rejected: Social faux pas Nick Fury Says: "Haha…yeah, this was my bad. So this contender walks in, hefting an axe, full-on chain mail armor—bulky armor, you know, covering all the, shall we say PROTRUDING PARTS—and wearing a face that looks like it was just used to smash BOULDERS into SMALLER BOULDERS. So I chuckle and yell down the hall to Thor and I'm like, 'Yo, THOR! Your didn't tell me your UGLY OLDER BROTHER wanted a job TOO!' So I laugh, and Thor laughs, and then this chick tells me she's a chick. And it gets real quiet for a minute. So I ask her to leave. Yeah, I know, I know. But Nick Fury can't just leave any egg on his face. Wouldn't jive with the team dynamic, know what I'm saying? (sighs) It's a shame, too. I hear she's king of Westeros now."Distinguishing Powers: Titanic strength; Mountainous resolve; Deadly with an axe; All the discipline of a Valhallan warrior and twice the appetite; great hair. Reason Rejected: Social faux pas Nick Fury Says: "Haha…yeah, this was my bad. So this contender walks in, hefting an axe, full-on chain mail armor—bulky armor, you know, covering all the, shall we say PROTRUDING PARTS—and wearing a face that looks like it was just used to smash BOULDERS into SMALLER BOULDERS. So I chuckle and yell down the hall to Thor and I'm like, 'Yo, THOR! Your didn't tell me your UGLY OLDER BROTHER wanted a job TOO!' So I laugh, and Thor laughs, and then this chick tells me she's a chick. And it gets real quiet for a minute. So I ask her to leave. Yeah, I know, I know. But Nick Fury can't just leave any egg on his face. Wouldn't jive with the team dynamic, know what I'm saying? (sighs) It's a shame, too. I hear she's king of Westeros now."