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Which Avengers Didn't Make The Cut? Nick Fury Narrates

By Brandon Specktor May 4, 2012

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Distinguishing Powers: Unbreakable concentration; high threshold for pain/torture (never screams or reveals confidential information); two enormous, bulging, creamy blue eyes. Reason Rejected: Too stiff Nick Fury Says: "Truth be told, I usually LIKE a quiet woman, but I couldn't get a SINGLE WORD out of THIS BROAD. I mean, MAYBE if TELEKINESIS was your whole thing then the silent treatment MIGHT work out for you, but even then you best be packing some HEAVY brain magic. We've got no room on The Avengers for DEAD WEIGHT, and by the looks of this chick, she's packing two SOLID sacks of it. Metaphorically, of course."
Tags: movies, slideshows, celebrity slideshows, the avengers, avengers, summer blockbusters, avengers movie, nick fury

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Brandon Specktor

Brandon is a writer and humor editor at Reader's Digest magazine. He was born in Tucson, Arizona, and wants to write a paranormal Western that begins, "First the cows turned up dead." What should the rest be about? Tell him on twitter @beardspeck.

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