Man Changes Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
A Nebraska man has gone and changed his legal name to Tyrannosaurus Rex Joseph Gold. Because, he says, it’s just a cooler name. Cooler, eh? Even though we now know most dinosaurs had feathers? And terrible gas?
In other news, yours truly, Lex Luthor, will now be known as Tyrannosaurus Lex Luthor. Writer Eric Garneau will now be going by Erlikosaurus Garneau, and Robert Isenberg is now Roceratops Isenberg. Asaurus.
What’s your new dino alias?