Whovians have a deep line dividing them. Just ask them a simple question: “Who’s your Doctor?” If you get two fans with a different answer, expect hours of arguments, hurt feelings, and general discomfort. Your Doctor is a part of you. You don’t just identify with one because of looks. You identify with one because they represent you. So, which Doctor are you?
1. How would you describe your wardrobe?
a. Full of stripes, sneakers, and unnecessary glasses.
b. Sleek, modern, with a surprising amount of leather.
c. Heavy in textured fabrics with a slant toward whimsy.
2. You meet the girl of your dreams. Unfortunately, she can’t be with you. What do you do?
a. Try to make it work, even though you know it’s doomed.
b. Gaze longingly at her, never letting your true feelings out.
c. Two words: clone yourself.
3. It’s the first day of school, what club do you choose to go out for?
c. Hat Appreciation
4. How would you describe your ideal partner?
a. Someone I could never attain.
b. Someone who loves me unconditionally, and depends on me.
c. Someone who is my equal and always challenges me.
5. What is your defining character trait?
a. Your overconfidence in your own intellect.
b. Your reliance on your friends.
c. Your guilt over past decisions.
6. How would you prefer to go out?
a. Not sure yet.
b. Calmly, after seeing every single person you’ve known in your whole life.
c. Saving the one you love.
7. What is your attitude toward Daleks?
a. Let’s color-code them, so at least we can tell them apart.
b. They’re back… again?
c. Let’s see how many we can take out at once.
8. If you visited the UK, where would you like to go?
a. East London and Cardiff
b. City of London and Cardiff
c. The countryside
9. What is your worst enemy?
a. An old childhood acquaaintance.
b. Everyone I, or anyone like me, have ever done wrong. But mostly Mad Men-styled weirdoes.
c. My guilt
10. Do you have any vocal quirks?
a. I’m a big fan of foreign phrases. Molto bene, allons-y, etc.
b. My accent is different than most people, and my jokes fall flat.
c. Either everything is “cool” or I simply say “no.”
Score them up! The Doctor you match the most is your winner.
Ninth Doctor (Christopher Eccleston): 1b, 2b, 3b, 4a, 5c, 6c, 7b, 8a, 9c, 10b
Tenth Doctor (David Tennant): 1a, 2c, 3a, 4b, 5a, 6b, 7c, 8b, 9a, 10a
Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith): 1c, 2a, 3c, 4c, 5b, 6a, 7a, 8c, 9b, 10c