You know that one lyric in the Christmas song "Here Comes Santa Claus" that says to jump in bed and immediately cover your head when Santa is drawing near for an impromptu visit? Heed those words because if this anatomical illustration of St. Nick is anything to go by, the man's a monster! And what's in his bag that's allegedly filled with toys? Even more monsters of the festive variety. Given this, now we really don't blame kids for having an over-the-top mall Santa freakout.
By Bradwick McGinty. Get your own Kaiju Xmas cards
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