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These Magicians are HORRIBLE!

By Vadim Newquist Nov 21, 2012

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We here at MindHut would like to take the time to wholeheartedly apologize for these magicians. They are excruciatingly horrible. Honestly, we really wanted to put together an awesome magic show for you guys, but everyone who auditioned was like this. In short, it was a fiasco. Nonetheless, we promised them all we'd feature them here on the site, so we're contractually obligated to do so, even though they are exceedingly terrible, and in many cases, disturbing beyond belief. So happy Thanksgiving, and please enjoy these fledgling magicians as much as you possibly can, and just be thankful your mom never hired them to entertain at any of your birthdays.

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About the Author
Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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