By Chaunton Dec 20, 2012
The sentry guns in the Portal games have always been a little bit tragic. In part it’s because when you defeat them, they say things like "I blame myself" and "I probably deserved it." It’s because they can’t move, so they are always at the mercy of your portal gun, but what if those turrets could get up, follow you home, and stare in your windows at night? Changes the whole relationship, doesn’t it?