We're hard hearted, tough folk over here at SparkNotes HQ. Seriously. We only cried, like, four times during Les Miz, but we know when we've been beat, and this short film has done it to us. It's about a boy and his robot, and it's called "Paraphernalia."
Seriously, we dare you to get through this this without shedding a single tear. We will personally send you 15 dump trucks full of bootleg Hobbit DVDs if you can.
I mean, we won't, really. Also, why would you need an entire dump truck full of the same DVD, let alone 15? What are you, some kind of DVD hoarding weirdo? I mean, if you are... that's cool. No judgement here. We happen to hoard expired Swedish Fish and cat hair.
At any rate, watch this short movie. You'll cry your nachos out.