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The Secret History of America's Butt-Kicking Presidents

By Vadim Newquist Feb 18, 2013

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It's President's Day and in order to celebrate this momentous occasion we have a special treat for you, the butt-kicking presidential art of Jason Heuser. This exceptional and hilarious artist will be your guide as he explains the secret, super-hero history of our founding fathers, beloved modern presidents, and indelible personalities of Americana past and present. Think you know American history? Well, until you see our commanders in chief battling Bigfoot and riding Rob-Space Unicorns, you don't know the half of it!

Tags: slideshows, george washington, life, abraham lincoln, president's day, presidents, abraham lincoln vampire hunter

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About the Author
Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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