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The Secret History of America's Butt-Kicking Presidents

Ben Franklin Vs. Zeus

"In 1752 before Ben Franklin invented Pizza, Gameboy, the iPad2, and Mexican food he was contemplating how to conquer electricity. Being the genius he was, he decided to go to the source: Zeus. Strapping himself to a kite, and equipping some homemade lightning claws, he ascended through the clouds and into the realm of the Gods to battle it out with the big God himself. This is a painting capturing the exact moment the battle started."

High quality prints and posters of this real life event can be found here.

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Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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