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The Secret History of America's Butt-Kicking Presidents

By Vadim Newquist Feb 18, 2013

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Washington Vs. Tiger

"George Washington VS. Bengal tiger.... during a hurricane."

All events contained within this slideshow have been 100% accurate. Historians that say otherwise are probably all secretly America-hating zombies and Bigfoot sympathizers.

Thank you Jason Heuser for this illuminating gaze at REAL American history. You can all see more of Heuser's work on his Deviant Art page

Tags: slideshows, george washington, life, abraham lincoln, president's day, presidents, abraham lincoln vampire hunter

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About the Author
Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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