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The Secret History of America's Butt-Kicking Presidents

By Vadim Newquist Feb 18, 2013

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George Washington: The Original Master Chief

Yes, much has been made of Washington's wooden teeth and cutting down the cherry tree but few historians discuss his robotic hand and insanely huge, zombie killing gun. 

Prints and posters of this and all the pieces seen in this collection can be found at Heuser's Epic Etsy Art store.

Tags: slideshows, george washington, life, abraham lincoln, president's day, presidents, abraham lincoln vampire hunter

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About the Author
Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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