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The Secret History of America's Butt-Kicking Presidents

By Vadim Newquist Feb 18, 2013

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George Washington, Zombie Hunter

"George Washington was known for many things, but what many don't know is he was an avid Zombie Hunter. This is a picture of one of his many adventures out in the night giving Liberty and Justice to all."

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About the Author
Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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