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The Secret History of America's Butt-Kicking Presidents

By Vadim Newquist Feb 18, 2013

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Teddy Roosevelt Vs. Bigfoot

"He's one of America's most bad-ass presidents. Not only did Teddy Roosevelt give a speech with a bullet in his chest, but what many people don't know is that he slaughtered many a bigfoot in his time."

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About the Author
Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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