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The Secret History of America's Butt-Kicking Presidents

Abe Lincoln Riding a Grizzly

The recent film Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter was pretty horrible and barely contained anything factual. This, on the other hand, is exactly how Lincoln spent his free time: riding Grizzly bears and wasting members of the confederacy with his souped up A-K.

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