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What if the Avengers Had Secondary Jobs?

By Steven Romano Feb 19, 2013

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Captain America: Used Car Dealership Mascot

There’s not many career options for a star-spangled super soldier with an unwavering devotion for his country, but that isn’t to say Captain America would be completely useless. Late June marks the annual arrival of Fourth of July deals at many car dealerships across the United States, and all of them would pay top dollar to have Cap pretend to shatter computer-rendered exorbitant prices that pop up during the commercial with his shield. It may not have the glamor of toppling HYDRA and their sinister machinations, but someone has to let the nation know that pick-up trucks are 30% off for the next two weeks.

Tags: movies, scarlett johnasson, books-and-comics, the avengers, iron man, the hulk, captain america, marvel comics, hawkeye

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Steven Romano

Like Captain America, Steven Romano is just a boy from Brooklyn. When he isn't contributing to The MindHut and other geeky websites, Steven's hard at work writing his first novel and comic book scripts. Follow him on Twitter @Steven_Romano, and swing by his blog: stevenromano.tumblr.com

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