Thor: Host of This Old House
Who says that Thor’s hammer Mjölnir was forged for the sole purpose of busting open the heads of trolls and ice giants like ripe melons? Mythologists, perhaps, but with that much godly power in a hammer, Thor would be the master of home improvement. And his presence alone would more than convince PBS to revitalize This Old House just so they can have the satisfaction of saying a Norse god hosts one of their television series. Your move, Bob Vila!