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16 Reasons Not To Go Into the Water... EVER!

By Vadim Newquist Jun 14, 2013

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Summer's here, and many of us are hitting our local beach to beat the heat, but as some unfortunate beachgoers find out every year, there's something hideous lurking there, and no, we're not talking about that creepy vendor who sells corn-dogs on a stick. Here are 16 reasons not to go in the water... EVER!

Tags: horror, animals, slideshows, nature, life, the ocean

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About the Author
Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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