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16 Reasons Not To Go Into the Water... EVER!

By Vadim Newquist Jun 14, 2013

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Piranha

If you ever observe the deadly piranha in real life, let's just hope it's lightly grilled and garnished with lemon and tomato slices like this one here. These vicious little suckers are legendary for their ability to dilacerate cattle, and yes, humans, in seconds due to their razor sharp teeth and the fact that they usually attack in schools. In 2007 one hundred and ninety piranha attacks were reported in the city of Palmas, Tocantins in just the first half of the year, making it number one on our lists of all time worst vacation destinations.

Tags: horror, animals, slideshows, nature, life, the ocean

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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