Walter Bishop, (John Noble) Fringe
Dialogue Sample: “Once you are given the order to put on the headphones, do not remove them under any circumstances. If you do, you may die a gruesome and horrible death. Thank you for your attention and have a nice day.”
Made the List Because: He is arguably the most quotable scientist ever. This drug-loving, Red Twist chomping mad scientist created a portal to an alternate universe, performed way unethical experiments on kids, and then helped save the world—and that’s just the tip of his mega-entertaining iceberg. He’s like Bunsen Honeydew meets Jekyll and Hyde mixed with a dash of Doc Brown, and what’s not to love about that?