It's always been pretty cool to sing about people who don't exist. Bards did it in the Medieval Times: They the first touring artists, AND the first mega-nerds, carrying hundreds of stories around in their heads.
Being a nerd has only gotten more cool since those days, and that's at least partly thanks to these artists—considered ultra-cool the world over—singing songs about comic book characters and Star Wars Jedis they've always secretly loved.
Here's seven of our favorite fictional character songs.
3. "Yoda" by Weird Al Yankovic. Usually when Star Wars and Weird Al Yankovic enter the same conversation, "The Saga Begins" is the first thing to come up and most forget about this older single, a parody of "Lola" by The Kinks.
4. "Magneto and Titanium Man" by Paul McCartney & Wings. This song is not about just two, but three Marvel bad guys (the other one is the Crimson Dynamo), and when it debuted during the '75/'76 world tours, Jack Kirby was given front row tickets.
6. "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult. This song is one of BOC's most famous—it's been covered, parodied and remixed thousands of times the world over and encompasses everything we love about Tokyo's favorite monster.
7. "Mordred's Song" by Blind Guardian. Probably one of our favorite character pieces, this song by German metal legends Blind Guardian has so much frustration and bitterness we can't help but almost sympathize with the song's dedicatee, one of the most famous traitors in history.
Bonus: The WORST Song About a Fictional Character
"Gotham City" by R. Kelly. When a song was written for the soundtrack of the most-hated superhero movie of all time, you can bet it's going to be pretty terrible--and R. Kelly's attempt is so horribly '90s that it doesn't disappoint.