As you might infer from the picture, the Hindu god Kali is an unapologetic homicidal maniac. She once got so excited about being on a killing spree that she started to brainlessly destroy the entire world, kind of like Willow in "Seeing Red." She carries a bunch of swords and demon heads around, and wears her victims' heads as jewelry. How stylish! She is often pictured standing on top of her husband Shiva, who happens to be the Supreme God and Destroyer of Worlds. If she has the Destroyer of freaking Worlds that whipped, we don't want to imagine what she'd do to poor Superman.