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Sparkitors Josh and Emma G-Chat About the 12th Doctor

Sparkitors Josh and Emma G-Chat About the 12th Doctor

By Josh Perilo

Our Sparkitors, Josh and Emma, recently discussed the BBC's announcement of Peter Capaldi as the 12th Doctor over G-Chat. They both had a LOT to say! One of them may watch the show a tad less than the other... we don't want to judge, though.

Joshua Perilo
Soooo... how excited are you about the announcement of the 12th Doctor

Emma Chastain
Wait, I thought he hadn't been announced yet

Joshua Perilo
Last weekend it was announced
It was all over the interwebz

Emma Chastain
Send me an Evite!

Joshua Perilo
This isn't like a party

Emma Chastain
I accept!

Joshua Perilo
It's a cultural event

Emma Chastain
Plus one
Actually, wait
which doctor are we talking about?

Joshua Perilo
Peter Capaldi
The 12th Doctor

Emma Chastain
Is that your general practitioner?
are you throwing him a party?
I'm confused

Joshua Perilo
On Doctor Who
The television programme

Emma Chastain
OH!
I've seen that, once
It was too scary for me

Joshua Perilo
Ah. "Blink?"

Emma Chastain
I didn't!

Joshua Perilo
Nevermind.
Which Doctor did you see?

Emma Chastain
Ummm the one with the horse face

Joshua Perilo
Probably Smith
MMMM
Or, could be Eccleston

Emma Chastain
All I hear when you say those names is womp womp womp

Joshua Perilo
Was he wearing a bow tie?
Or a brown, pin striped suit?

Emma Chastain
Both!
He was chasing a snake alien

Joshua Perilo
Are you sure you were watching TV?

Emma Chastain
Maybe?

Joshua Perilo
How do you feel about the Doctor being so much older?

Emma Chastain
How old is he?

Josh Perilo
55

Emma Chastain
Gross!
He'll be too old to fly around in a telephone booth.
That's a thing they do, right?

Joshua Perilo
Sort of

Emma Chastain
Do they fly to Mars?

Joshua Perilo
They've been everywhere
Including THE PAST
and THE FUTURE

Emma Chastain
:(

Joshua Perilo
Why is that sad?

Emma Chastain
Too scary
Do they ever see their older selves? Because I do not like that.

Joshua Perilo
There's actually a major plot concerning that in a recent season!

Emma Chastain

Are there any girls in it?

Joshua Perilo
The companions are usually girls

Emma Chastain
Companions like SEXY companions?

Joshua Perilo
There have been some romantic leanings with some of the recent doctors
The past two doctors have even KISSED people!
Which was a HUGE controversy

Emma Chastain
>>YAWN<<

Joshua Perilo
I was sure you'd be bummed that the new Doctor wasn't a woman

Emma Chastain
I'M OUTRAGED!

Joshua Perilo
I kinda thought they were going to go that way

Emma Chastain
Josh, everyone knows ladies can't be doctors

Joshua Perilo
That's right!
I forgot

Emma Chastain
"Doctor Maureen, my spleen hurts"
"I don't know how to fix that! I'm a woman!"
JK

Joshua Perilo
He's not that kind of doctor

Emma Chastain
Does Dr. Who ever crack medical mysteries?

Joshua Perilo
Not Dr. Who
Doctor Who
And, again, not that kind of doctor

Emma Chastain
what's his doctorate in?

Joshua Perilo
No
His name is "The Doctor"

Emma Chastain
Like a DOCTOR of English?
Sounds pretty pretentious
Why doesn't he just go by "Professor"?

Joshua Perilo
Because he's not The Professor
He's The Doctor

Emma Chastain
But of what?
Do you see what I'm driving at?

Joshua Perilo
His name is THE DOCTOR
And someone inevitably always asks "Doctor who?"
And that's where the title comes from
He isn't from Earth

Emma Chastain
He's a space doctor then

Joshua Perilo
Sure.

Emma Chastain
He sounds like a quack
Who's the cutest of all the doctors?

Joshua Perilo
Depends on who you ask, but it's usually between David Tennant and Matt Smith

Emma Chastain
I'm asking you

Joshua Perilo
I'm a boy.

Emma Chastain
Come on, don't give me that

Joshua Perilo
I don't know
I guess if I had to choose
...
I'd crush on Tennant

Emma Chastain
That wasn't so hard

Joshua Perilo
He's a little bit dreamy
with his rumpled suit
and white sneakers

Emma Chastain
Good grief

Joshua Perilo
And mussed up hair
...

Tags: tv, doctor who, the internets, bbc, matt smith, david tennant, peter capaldi, g chat

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