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The Secret Day Jobs of Our Favorite Super Villains

By Vadim Newquist Aug 14, 2013

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Galactus - Little League soccer coach.

For an immortal demigod like Galactus, who has been known to literally consume entire galaxies for dinner, we figure he'd want to take on a relatively low level of stress and responsibility. A Little League soccer coach has flexible hours, not much to be accountable for, and if any of those kids get out of line, he can just eat them for an afternoon snack.

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Vadim Newquist

Vadim Newquist is a writer, director, actor, animator, fire fighter, stunt driver, martial arts instructor, snake wrangler and time traveling bounty hunter who scales tall buildings with his bare hands and wrestles sharks in his spare time. He can do ten consecutive backflips in one jump, make cars explode with his mind, and can give fifty people a high-five at once without even lifting his hands. He holds multiple PhDs in nuclear physics, osteopathic medicine, behavioral psychology, breakdancing, and chilling out. He currently resides in Gotham City inside his stately mansion with his butler Alfred and his two cats.

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