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Uncle Jay Reviews Twilight!

If you ask me, the true lesson of the "Twilights" is this: sulky humans, vampire teens and were-kids all need adult guidance, just like any other young people. Heck, I'd chaperone this crew to Dave and Buster's in a heartbeat if I thought that would be helpful. Jake, the wolferine, would probably like "Wack a Mole", what with his advanced hunting instincts and all. As for those other two, they'd probably hate it, but what's surprising about that? Their attitudes are very poor.

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