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The Sparkitors Review the World's Grossest Candy: Grandpa Edition!

Josh says: These are a lot like that crotchety old man who lives next door to you. They look like they’ll be approachable and nice, but are really hard and crumbly. They start sweet, with the mouthfeel of a stick of gum from a ten-year-old pack of baseball cards. Then the gross kicks in. Imagine taking a bouquet of dead flowers that’s been sitting in moldy water for three weeks and snacking on the stems. That’s about right. C-

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Melissa Albert

Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.

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