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The Sparkitors Review the World's Grossest Candy: Grandpa Edition!

Melissa says: It looks like a super-long piece of bubble gum, which WOULD have made me hopeful, if I hadn't just watched Josh choking down a bite. It tastes like the ancient corsage your grandma dried between the pages of an old issue of McCall's. It smells like the tears of a prom queen. It…well, it's kinda growing on me. If you could see a photo of me taking my second bite of Musk Stick, you'd see a pensive smile on my face, tinged with horror as I realize I kind of enjoy the taste of cologne. B-

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Melissa Albert

Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.

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