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The Sparkitors Review the World's Grossest Candy: Things that Taste Like Things!

Melissa says: I put this in my mouth, bit down once, yelled "NOPE," and spit it into the trash can. I was left with an aftertaste of third-grade cafeteria salisbury steak that took half a pack of Mentos to displace. THE HORROR. My only regret (aside from EVER PUTTING THIS INTO MY MOUTH) is that I wasted my F- rating on Sen-Sen last week. Sen-Sen tastes like birthday cake compared to this swampy nightmare creation. F--

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Melissa Albert

Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.

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